• me when i go out: i should've stayed home
• me when i stay home: i should've gone out
• me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
• me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
• me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
• me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
• me when i'm on tumblr: all is right with the world